i had this really silly dream about sports. apparently, i was going to school and they were having sport competitions in school and the school was competing against itself. so i was walking around with my swimming stuff. (even though i suck at swimming. apparently my dream likes swimming). then i walk into the gym. they are playing baseball. and all the basketball playing asians are playing baseball. so i join for no reason. and then i hit a homerun in the gym. and the team that was losing before was so happy. and the team that i just beat hated me. and there were some people i have never seen before. it must be my split personalities hating myself. and then i walk outside and see some people that dont play lacrosse in lacrosse uniforms with tennis rackets. and i am confused and they are going to play in the badminton competition. then i walk to the bike racks and talk to some person and i wake up. sports are weird.

albert's daily snapple cap said that the amount of concrete used in the hoover dam could make a highway from san francisco to new york. hm. but how large is the highway? a highway could have different amounts of lanes and the more lanes would mean there would be more concrete. hm. so snapple should be more specific and detailed. and this keyboard in foothill sucks. the space doesn't work easily.

in calc class, theres a really smart girl and a really smart boy. the girl brought something to read. and the boy brought a laptop to play with. what smart people. but they aren't intelligent.

albert's snapple said that a compasses don't point north. but its supposed to. but theres too many norths. theres a north axis and a north magnetic field thing. which does it point to. but what is north relative to? the universe is infinitely large. so north can be pointing any direction. that means i could be the north pole and i could be santa claus. but im not. or i could be the south pole. or i could be at neither. earth is weird.

i found this random pokemon fact book today. it was under my bed for who knows how long, but i started to read it. and it said that dodrio (that bird with 3 heads) has 3 heads for happiness, anger, and sorrow. omgomgomg. so i guess there are three emotions. and then thats weird. because theres no negative of each other. hm. and that also proves that pokemon isn't some shallow seizure tv show. it has all these deep meanings.

Pierce your nose or tongue? neither!
Be serious or be funny? serious
Whole or skim milk? soy milk!
Single or Taken? ive been single for 15 years. yay.
Simple or complicated? complicated
Law or anarchy? ANARCHY. IM A NON CONFORMIST
Flowers or angels? im not queer!
Grey or gray? girls not grey. gray davis. i like grey.
Read or write? write.
Color or black-and-white photos? black and white! color sucks.
Sunrise or sunset? sunset.
M&M's or Skittles? m&ms
Rap or rock? rock.
Stay up late or wake up late? both!
TV or Radio? computer
Is it POP or SODA? soda pop
X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X. i go first.
Eat an apple or an orange? orange
What came first the chicken or the egg? of course, this depends on whether you believe in religion. if yes, then chicken. if not, its debatable. hm.
Hot or Cold? cold.
Tall members of the opposite sex or short? shorter than me
Sun or moon? sun. it blinds you. here comes the sun.
Emerald or ruby? i dont wear rocks.
Left or right? wrong.
10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? acquaintances.
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
High or Drunk? neither
Green beans or carrots? neither.
Low fat or fat free? pure fat.
What is your biggest fear in the world? myself.
Kids or no kids? kids
Cat or dog? cats gave us sars. dogs are weird.
Half empty or half full? OMGOMGOMG. its some super psychological question that i have to ponder for the next three years. ill get back to you on that.
Mustard or ketchup? ew.
Hard cover books or soft cover books? hard cover
Newspaper or magazine? magazines
Sandals or sneakers? sneakers
Wonder or amazement? wonder
Red car or white car? red is the first color the eye catches
Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor.
Singing or dancing? ew.
Hugging or Kissing? ew.
Corduroy or plaid? er.
Happy or sad? angry.
Purple or green? green
A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? friendship.


HA HA LIM: u wanna start a cult
HA HA LIM: instead of blood and pain
HA HA LIM: we superglue ourselves
HA HA LIM: sorta in between hardcore gothic and poser gothic

ever since summer started, my neighbor plays his music really loud. i hear all this random music while in my room. ive heard a bunch of random songs that i dont know what they are called because i dont listen to the radio. and i heard dido and some backstreet boys. then today i heard adema. and i thought that was really strange because they are different from all the other music. and music is weird. because theres too many types.

its only 1 day more than 1 week after summer began. what horribleness. summer is moving too slow. there are too few things to do. oh no. oh no. everyone has their places to go. im stuck here. with nothing to do. and life is dull. summer is dull. it seems wonderful because school sucks also, but then once summer comes, summer sucks and school seems lovely. so, people will never think whatever they have is lovely. it always sucks. therefore, dont get anything. and go live on the streets. but then one has their life. and therefore life sucks.

dodgeball is a funny movie. its so stupid its funny. and thats a lovely thing.

time is a weird thing. its not even real. its completely made up by humans and thats why its completely flawed. why are time zones 1 hour apart. that could mean 1 inch distance is 1 hour or 1000 miles difference is 1 hour. it doesn't make sense. it is so silly. every step you take, people are either going back in time or going forward. unless you walk north and south, then its only whatever earths rotation is. at the equator 1000 miles is the length of 1 time zone. so every foot is 0.000681818181 seconds! omgomg. think of all the time you gained or lost because of walking. so i propose we make time zones in feet because that is more accurate. and this disproves the accuracy of the atomic watch.

yay. did you know that 2/3 of yay is 1/2 of okay? of course you do. you just read it. yay. what? whatever. math is funny.

theres a band called megaherz. they broke off and became eisbrecher. and so i mixed them together to make herzbrecher. and that means heartbreaker. so heres my theory. okay. so megaherz/eisbrecher songs always follow the same pattern. 10-30 seconds of intro music instruments. then verse 1. then at 1:10 - 1:30 the chorus begins. its a short chorus. then verse 2. then chorus longer. then bridge. which half is whispering and other half is instruments. then chorus to end of song. every megaherz/eisbrecher song has this pattern!! oh my. what does this have to do with life? because life is a pattern! people are born then they go through 12 years of public education then they do whatever. then they die! its all the same! and we cant do anything about it! because we all are born and we all die! just like megaherz/eisbrecher keeps their pattern. because they cant think of any other pattern. and i bet most other bands have that pattern also. omgomg. life is a pattern.

in class, the essay topic was about fate. is it real or not? but fate is just another one of those infinite loops that go on forever and ever. if people decide to do something, thats not fate. because they decided to do whatever. but deciding could have been their fate. hm. fate is just something that makes people lazy. and something to blame.

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Ingredients: 3 parts jealousy 1 part silliness 5 parts joy

Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

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there are three things in life that are overpriced. books, cds, and miso soup. books are just a bunch of paper and they sell for like 40$. cds are just a bunch of guys complaining about life and they sell for 13-18$. and then miso soup is just water with miso. and some random floating tofu pieces. oh well. life is a bunch of ripoffs.

its summer. what happiness. yay. life is happy. what can i do during the summer... nothing! yay. warcraft 3! starcraft! yay. it doesn't even seem like school is over. because it ended so randomly. oh well.

D0NK3x: summer is depressing
D0NK3x: i need school

the new dress code is just a way for the new administration to slowly gain power. since ms. votaw is leaving, the administration is using this chance to take over with their dictatorial ways. and making new stricter rules. so then people cant wear certain stuff now. slowly each year, the administration will add more rules to the dress code until it's eventually a uniform. then people will all dress the same. and they will conform. and because the mind is like what it is. people will start thinking the same way. and then using this, they can easily control the whole school. oh my. its a conspiracy.

oh well, i really dont care. i dont wear tank tops, and i dont wear red or blue much. so oh well.

i think i am, therefore i am. its true because of suggestion. i suggested to myself that i am whatever i suggested. so i am. because suggestion makes it true. for example: stairway to heaven backwards. it is just suggested that its satanic because someone wrote something and people think its true. so it becomes true. if you listen without the lyrics, they mean nothing at all. oh my. but maybe its suggested that its not true. so it becomes not true. so life is weird. because everything is suggested. life is suggested. its not real!

yay. red bull lies. they dont give me wings. i was trying to fly after drinking a red bull and i got no where. no wings grew out of me. i still had to walk home. those lying people. and since i was a farmer. when i walked home, 3 cars that passed screamed some swear words at me. silly people. must have been the lovely farmer hat. i know they are jealous of me. im so cool.

you know, it seems like as time goes on. people get shorter and shorter. then they get more retarded and more emo. so in like 20 years, the school will be swarmed with ant-sized idiots wearing emo glasses. and suicide rates will be high. yay. life is happy.

yay. first day of finals. i got no finals over! because i had none. my life sucks.

i thought of a new lovely theory while looking at a rainbow from the sprinkers. i call it the rainbow theory. so my theory goes. no two people can ever see the same rainbow. it is the same thing, but they will never see it the same way because they are at different angles (if 2 pieces of matter could be in 1 spot at the same time, then this would be different). and so. heres my application in real life. two people will never see the same action or event the same way as another person because of brain differences and they are different. so people disagree. and then people argue and then fight. and its because of the rainbow. and the rainbow causes problems. for example, korea is divided into north and south. the northerners just learn military stuff all day. and the southerners just play starcraft all day. and germany was like that. and vietnam was like that. and czekoslovakia (however you spell it). and its all caused by rainbows. silly rainbows.

recently, ive been playing starcraft and warcraft 3. why? because the school is almost over. and finals are almost here. and i should study for them. and so im playing these games. it doesn't seem to make sense. but a lot of life doesn't make sense. thats why i decided to say some stuff that doesn't make sense. and i play starcraft. and i suck now. it is a hard game. i used to be somewhat decent. now i suck (or it could just be playing with judy lowers my skill). and warcraft 3 sucks because its just hard. and so life sucks because it is hard. and it is like computer games. yay.

gorgen and i made a lovely theory.
if parents tell you to not obey them, then the kid is doomed. because by disobeying them, they are obeying which is disobeying the obeying. blah blah. and then they could cease to exist. and thats how kids go missing! their parents tell them to disobey them. life is funny.

today is the last real day of school for this year. yay! life is happy. happy. i am happy. no more real school. last friday of this school year. only finals left. i hate finals. but i am happy. life is happy. im going to run around in circles and hit a tree. then cut down the tree and make it into pencils. yay. life is... happy.

i cant wait for summer school. yay!

ugh. somehow my internet was down and for english there was a project in a group. so we were going to have a chatroom. and i had the information. so some girl just kept on asking if i could email it to her. oh my. what silly people in this world.

i have a lot of friends. you just cant see them. i'm not crazy. you think i am. therefore i am. so i can think you are crazy, and then you are. because you are what you think. and i am what i think. so i think you are crazy. and you are. because i believe it. yay. life is funny. stop making fun of me. im not crazy. ahh. what is this. who are you?

i wrote a theory while talking to a person. i call it the theory of coincidence. so. my theory: everything connects and then everything in this world becomes one path and then that one path is one path, and it doesn't diverge out again, so everything is the same. and then the world will disappear because the path ends somewhere. and then everything will end. because the world will fall off the path that is of the world and then the world will be destroyed with the path of the world and the world is gone because they all converge into one path, and everything coincides and then its one path. and then life is over like that. the end. i am a peasant.

cra zyq tigal102: ....okay.... woah... I can't decide whether you're really randomly retarded, or brilliantly deep or something.

im the uncle from the good earth. and i have to make a play about 'connection to land/nature' with ezinma from things fall apart, clarisse from fahrenheit 451, gabriel from bless me ultima, and mrs. parsons from bean trees. hm. mrs. parsons doesn't even think about it. bah. what a horrible subject. i have the worst luck ever.

people say there are three emotions one can feel. sadness, happiness and anger. how could there be three!? that means theres 2 negative feelings and 1 positive feelings. therefore this world is pessimistic. oh my. but theres three. and that means theres nothing that is opposite of each other. because it is a silly triangle. and that means the theory of antimatter does not exist, because not everything has a opposite now. and that means numbers need a different number line, so theres no opposite of positive and negative numbers. but thats zero. or complex numbers. depending on how you want to think. oh my. oh my. this world is coming to an end. people are weird. emotions are weird.

or. there could be 2 emotions. just sadness is anger towards onesself or something.


yi san san qi: I'm gonna get rejected by every community college I apply for.
yi san san qi: And people will laff at me.
yi san san qi: They'll be like LOLOL retard
yi san san qi: And then my family will kill themselves out of shame.
yi san san qi: And I'll be like :-(
azN xrE taRD BOI: oh well
azN xrE taRD BOI: too bad
yi san san qi: And then later at like a high school reunion for '06
yi san san qi: Everybody will have their Ph D's and medical breakthroughs
yi san san qi: And I'll be like "Want some pho"
yi san san qi: And all because I indulge in my urges for Warcraft 3
yi san san qi: CURSES
azN xrE taRD BOI: yea
azN xrE taRD BOI: its blizzards fault
azN xrE taRD BOI: sue them
yi san san qi: I should.
azN xrE taRD BOI: yea
yi san san qi: "Boy sues Blizzard for college rejection."
yi san san qi: "Story at 11!"

just by wanting to be different, you conform with more people. isn't life so funny? its so contradicting like that. life is weird. things contradict so much. disorder. people wearing black think they are different. but theres so many people wearing black now. its not different anymore. oh well.

i walked past williams today. and they were having their end of the year 5th grade graduation barbeque thing. and the music they played was some random music and then suddenly, there was stacie's mom. ahh. what bad influence of such little kids.

abraham
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"Mom! That's totally abraham!"

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f a t s h e e p1: my book says for me to not study
f a t s h e e p1: the day b4
azN xrE taRD BOI: yea
azN xrE taRD BOI: all books say it
f a t s h e e p1: they're just conspiring
f a t s h e e p1: so then we all get low scores
f a t s h e e p1: and they can get higher ones
f a t s h e e p1: omg omg omg
f a t s h e e p1: they're actually high school students writing books
f a t s h e e p1: so they can take advantage of us when they go test

i take back everything good i said about dry ice yesterday. i must have been high off of co2 or something. because i hate dry ice. it killed my grade. i hate it. i hate it. i hate it.

car projects for chem are fun when they actually work and run. dry ice is fun. its so cold it burns. i like to hold it. then put it in a balloon. and then it expands. and im happy. and the balloon has all my happiness contained. and it sinks because its carbon dioxide and thats heavier than air. so my happiness sinks. and my life is sad. dry ice is awesome. i makes water in the air freeze.

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im bright and radiant. how can a person be radiant? does light come off of me? i guess it does. light is reflected off of me, so you can see colors of me.
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today roske got so pissed he kicked a box of 100 testtubes and they broke. the sound of broken glass is interesting. its a clashing sound. its always wonderful to break things when one is angry. i like to break things. but then i would get in trouble for breaking things. or i would be sad because i lost something that i broke. so i think its better to not break things that one wants to break.