summer school day 9. (16 days left.)

everything is biology is "almost" everything fits in this category. please write something with everything please. its wrong if its almost. its like. 1+1=2, almost all the time. only 23 hours out of the day. the other hour, it doesn't work. biology needs to find something for everything. today i bought something from the school grocery store. turns out it was expired. so i returned it. and they were like "zomg we have our first real refund!". so i should feel special i win.

plants are supposed to have vascular tissue. but theres the bryophytes, which are plants that dont have vascular tissue. still a plant. they include mosses and stuff. theres some mosses that have vascular tissue, but they are still 'nonvascular'.

...huh. bad taxonomy.

summer school day 8. (17 days left.)

what i learned today. trees. theres a lot. bacteria annoy me. fungi aren't so fun either. oh well. bye.

biology is retarded. they name "watermelon snow", which is when snow turns red, a cholorphyta, which is green algae. WOWOW red is not green. kthx. maybe color is a homologous trait that can be evolved from different ways. please dont classify things by color.

summer school day 7. (18 days left.)

today i learned its hard to have sex if you cant move. poor fungus. they just have to grow their hyphae really far and thats all they can do. and mushrooms are annoying. they can be poisonous too. i knew that. wowowow. too much to learn.

This is the Anti-Chain

If you are cursed by the chain letters let your curse be cleansed. The cycle ends here you are safe now. If you have tried to make a chain letter then let that curse be cast apon you! You are cleansed.Repost this if you'd like.

summer school day 6. (19 days left.)

not really. today was memorial day. so theres no school. but i forgot to take that into account when i first started my countdown. so i guess i have to do that today. to make it more correct. or it will be weird to jump a day. or i will have to go back and edit all the posts before. i am listening to the new back horn album. its alright. the concept is 悲しみを見つめて、希望を描く, which apparently is like look into your sadness and trace hope. well, from the chinese characters. but japanese people dont know how to copy, so it could mean something completely different.

why does god still let dinoflagellates still live in this world? they have flagella at 90 degrees. so they spin around like idiots when they swim. too bad they are plankton. and they cause red tide and kill everyone. but they swim retardedly. they should have died off. natural selection is wrong.!

i wish i was a protist. a mycetozoan, which is a slime mold, in the amoebozoan group. or something like that. they are cool because they mitosis without cytokinesis, so they are huge cells with billions of nuclei. i want lots of nuclei. then when life sucks, i can spore and pwn the world with more of my children.

biology teacher's study notes or whatever he posts online are pretty funny.

Here is a region of a fly chromosome containing part of the DNA sequence of the gene for glyceraldehyde-3-phosphate dehydrogenase from fruit flies (a metabolic enzyme), followed by the amino acid sequence of the protein that the gene encodes. IT WOULD BE CRAZY TO THINK I WANT YOU TO MEMORIZE THIS INFORMATION – I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE TO TRY TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND MY DESCRIPTION OF DNA AND PROTEINS AND TO VISUALIZE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

DNA sequence:
………………………. ctacgcagaa agctagcgaa atactcatca accctccccc gccatcgcca
gcgccattct cctaatttgc gaaaaaagct ccgggaaaag gaaaaagcgg cagtcgtaat
agcgaactga aactgaacga gagtaaaagt taaaagacag caggaactca gccatgtcga
agatcggaat caacggattt ggccgcatcg gccgcttggt gctccgcgcc gccatcgata
agggcgcctc cgtggtggcc gtcaacgatc ccttcatcga tgtcaactac atggtttacc
tgtttaaatt cgactcgact cacggtcgtt tcaagggcac cgttgcggct gagggcggat
tcctggtggt gaacggccag aagatcaccg tgttcagcga gcgcgacccg gccaacatca
actgggccag tgctggagcc gagtatgtgg tggagtccac cggagtgttc accaccatcg
acaaggcgtc cacccacttg aagggcggtg ccaagaaggt catcatctcg gccccatccg
ccgatgcgcc catgttcgtg tgcggcgtta acctggacgc ctacagcccc gacatgaagg
tggtctccaa cgcctcgtgc accaccaact gcctggctcc cctggccaag gtcatcaatg
acaacttcga gatcgtcgag ggtctgatga ccaccgtgca cgccaccact gccacccaga
agaccgtcga cggtccctct ggcaaactgt ggcgcgatgg acgtggcgcc gcccagaaca
tcatcccggc cgccaccgga gccgccaagg ctgtgggcaa ggtcatcccc gccctgaacg
gcaagctgac cggcatggct ttccgcgtgc ccacgcccaa tgtctccgtt gtggatctta
ccgtccgcct gggcaaggga gccacctatg acgaaatcaa ggctaaggtc gaggaggcct
ccaagggacc cctgaaggga atcctgggct acaccgacga ggaggtggtc tccaccgact
tcctcagcga cacccattcg tctgtgttcg acgccaaggc tggcatttcg ctgaacgata
agttcgtcaa gctaatctcg tggtacgaca acgagttcgg ttactccaac cgcgtcatcg
acctgatcaa gtatatgcag agcaaggact aaactagcca caactatcgt acaaacccgg
ccagcagctg gtcgggaatc actgttgcat aatccgcaag gggcgcaatt gaggatgctt
tttttttcaa atgcacaaaa tagccataat tacgcaaagt acatatttat tgttgttgaa
taaagtatcg ccctgttact gtatttaaat gccagctatt tgaaaaataa aacttgtgca
tcgaatgaag aacgttgctt gtgtaagccc aaggcgtgtg aaggttatat …………………………

i dont know. i think its funny.

summer school day 5. (20 days left.)

20% done. hate school. and biology. i got 0.5 points taken off for using fractions instead of decimals. i'm sorry! i did not know it was a rule in biology that we were supposed to be as inaccurate as possible. its not that much. but wowow its a 5 point quiz. thats 10%. sigh. i need to do laundry.

prokaryote porn. this is how i studied today. i'm going crazy.

summer school day 4. (21 days left.)

what i learned today. bio lab really sucks. i hate all labs. bio lab and chem lab tie. physics lab not so much, but still hateable. anyways. i wish i was a bacteria. then i could be a prokaryote. and not worry about annoying things. i also wish i was a obligate anaerobe, so oxygen kills me. then i can live deep in a swamp. its horrible. because oxygen is bad for bodies. oxidizing conditions are worse than reducing conditions apparently. why cant we just all get along and be neutral and be friends? then nothing will happen.

A quick look at the lengths of children's index and ring fingers can be used to predict how well students will perform on SATs, new research claims.

Kids with longer ring fingers compared to index fingers are likely to have higher math scores than literacy or verbal scores on the college entrance exam, while children with the reverse finger-length ratio are likely to have higher reading and writing, or verbal, scores versus math scores.

Scientists have known that different levels of the hormones testosterone and estrogen in the womb account for the different finger lengths, which are a reflection of areas of the brain that are more highly developed than others, said psychologist Mark Brosnan of the University of Bath, who led the study.

Exposure to testosterone in the womb is said to promote development of areas of the brain often associated with spatial and mathematical skills, he said. That hormone makes the ring finger longer. Estrogen exposure does the same for areas of the brain associated with verbal ability and tends to lengthen the index finger relative to the ring finger.

To test the link to children's scores on the College Board's Scholastic Assessment Test (for which the name has changed a number of times in the past 100 years), Brosnan and his colleagues made photocopies of children's palms and measured the length of their index and ring fingers using calipers accurate to 0.01 millimeters. They used the finger-length ratios as a proxy for the levels of testosterone and estrogen exposure.

The researchers then looked at boys' and girls' test performances separately and compared them to finger-length ratio measurements. They found a clear link between high prenatal testosterone exposure, indicated by the longer index finger compared to the ring finger, and higher scores on the math SAT.

Similarly, they found higher literacy SAT scores for the girls among those who had lower prenatal testosterone exposure, as indicated by a shorter ring finger compared with the index finger.

The researchers also compared the finger-lengths ratios to all the children's SAT scores and found that a relatively longer ring finger—indicating greater prenatal exposure to testosterone—meant a wider gap in scores for math versus literacy (writing and critical reading).

"Finger ratio provides us with an interesting insight into our innate abilities in key cognitive areas," Brosnan said, in a prepared statement. The results will be detailed in an upcoming issue of the British Journal of Psychology.

In the future, his team will see if finger-length ratios are related to other cognitive and behavioral issues, such as technophobia, career paths and possibly dyslexia.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070523/sc_livescience/fingerlengthpredictssatperformance

i think they should spend less money researching finger length and sat scores. maybe teach people sat things. but isn't that obvious? like. most people i know have longer ring fingers. actually, i dont know anyone with the other way around. and then generally. the math section of sat is higher anyways. average is higher. so wowowowowo. confounding factors and junk.

summer school day 3 (22 days left.)

first day of lab and i am pulling hair out already. really. becuase apparently we are looking for dna data in the introns of the hair dna. or something. but woowwo. INTRONS! wow waste my hair please. lots of pain and stuff. to find meaningless stuff that doesn't do anything. wowowo its useless dna. map useless dna please.

evolution! what goes through my head when i study biology. im going crazy.

summer school day 2 (23 days left)

today i learned that. oh. i forgot. sigh. oh yea. i learned that biologists are nubs. they never contribute to biology. all the most important biological discovery things are from mathematicians and physicists. and other subjects. biologists are just sitting around and lolling at everything. they are like lol i dont know why its not 3:1 like mendel said. and then math guys are like lol use (p+q)^2 = 1 please. and biologists are like lol. and thats all.

summer school day 1. (24 days left.)

today i learned that biology, the study of life, is really the study of sex, food, and death. and survival of the fittest is all wrong except for "of the". its supposed to be reproduction of the fitter. because its okay to be weak and bad, as long as you're not the worst. the worst dies. second to last can live. oh well. ill be second to last forever. just fight to beat one. thats the way to live.

i was going to post today. since i haven't posted anything useful in a while. but i forgot what i was going to post. i had a weird dream that i was going to post. but then i decided i was going to eat breakfast and then i forgot. it was an amazing dream. one that could never come true. too bad i forgot what it was about. summer school starts tomorrow.

WOWOWO STARCRAFT 2 IS ANNOUNCED. ZOMG. THATS LIKE THE ONE GAME IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I STARTED GAMING. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT AFTER I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME ANYMORE AND BASICALLY STOPPED PLAYING! AND MY COMPUTER WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS AMAZING STUFF ZOMG. IT DOES SEEM LIKE ITS 2D THOUGH. SO THAT'S OKAY I GUESS. BUT WOWOWOWOW. OH WELL. I'M NOT YELLING. PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME I'M YELLING. I'M NOT. MY CAPS LOCK IS JUST BROKEN. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF.

i f331 50 w45t3d: anyway someone threw away an iPod so i took it
i f331 50 w45t3d: mm
i f331 50 w45t3d: she's a beast
i f331 50 w45t3d: pink iPod mini
i f331 50 w45t3d: iono how she did it
i f331 50 w45t3d: everything's fine
i f331 50 w45t3d: but the screen's connector
i f331 50 w45t3d: she burned a few of the pins somehow
i f331 50 w45t3d: they're charred and chipped
i f331 50 w45t3d: which is why no conduction
i f331 50 w45t3d: so 1/3 of the screen is missing or so
i f331 50 w45t3d: now if i had a microscopic soldering iron and some crazy aim
i f331 50 w45t3d: i could fix ti
i f331 50 w45t3d: fix it
i f331 50 w45t3d: but yeah

wowoww who throws away ipods zomg.

so apparently, theres some kid at high school that was expelled. he was like llolol lets make a facebook group with some racist jokes and some things that weren't meant to be racist but were interpretted to be. oh well. thats why he got pwned. now all these people are like omgomg get this kid back to school. we think its not justified zomg. wowowow. maybe that kid should just watch what he says. too bad everyone thinks its freedom of speech. oh well. maybe people should just concentrate on school. study please. thats what school is about.

SCHOOL IS FINALLY DONE. UNTIL MONDAY. summer school starts then. oh well.

chengekinsucks: after you
chengekinsucks: ladies first
chengekinsucks: dude..
chengekinsucks: that means i'm not a lady....
chengekinsucks: =_=
chengekinsucks: hahahahaa
chengekinsucks: i take that back
chengekinsucks: i'm stupid

yesterday, i walked up a mountain and met an old wise man. he told me the meaning of life. too bad i cant get off the mountain.

chemists are retarded because they use a retarded v to symbolize frequency. and the equations with this retarded v are in the same group of equations that use a normal v for velocity. be correct and use f for frequency please. like the physicists. wowowow. chemistry is so non conformist. broke off of physics and changed their letters to annoying ones.

i just watched threes things about airplanes today. one was a house episode on an airplane. and then i watched flightplan, which was some crazy woman thinking her imaginary daughter was missing on an airplane. then i watched snakes on a plane, which is about snakes on an airplane. that was fun.

did i post today already?

oh yea. apparently i did. about nonsense sentences. okay then. i guess that was fulfilled. extra post for you people. what a routine.

deep thought of the day, that is grammatically correct.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

understand it. embrace it. and worship it. you can also search it up on wikipedia. because apparently that sentence is famous.

sometimes i cant sleep when i want to. my mind keeps talking to itself and keeps me awake. a lot of times, its really weird thinking though. its like, a self-interview. i ask myself interview type questions and then i answer them. and my brain has images of myself interviewing myself. its like a mirror. but without the enantionmer. just two of me. and then last night i actually had a dream about grades. usually dreams are about weird, random things. but this time i was like walking around school finding my chem lab grade. i think i'm going crazy. i never dream about grades. i don't care about my grades that much. i need to get out of here.

there's two types of people in this world. people that solve problems. and people that make problems. which do you want to be? i think i want to be the ones that make problems. because then people can solve it for me. ill be treated like royalty.

i dont get circles! wowowowo. they screw everything up in physics! make everything more annoying please. a whole physics of the same thing, except with pi.

WOWOWOW why cant the world just use one set of units! and give all the numbers in the same units! stop testing us on how to convert between units! test us on the ideas and stuff! WOWOWOWWO. oh well. thats what i dont like about chemistry.

im really failing on things to write about. could this be the end!? maybe. i hope not though. this is my only friend that i can tell all things that can be told to. not really. there's ice cream today. school is almost over. and so its finals time. and that means the dorm is supposed to have 23 hours of quiet. only loud hour is 9-10 PM. but some retard is still playing guitar outside. dumbass. i wish people studied in their rooms instead of going to the library. because then they would be annoyed by this and complain. and then this person could stop. im not very aggressive, so i wont do anything. ill just study my bio, physics, and chem. in that order. then summer school for 5 weeks. then like 9 weeks of nothing. so trying to find a job. but its going to be weird trying to find a job for only like 9 weeks. i also like how im always looking for jobs that aren't pharmacy related. because i dont want to do anything with pharmacy. wwowooww. oh well.

sometimes i read postsecret. because they post interesting things sometimes. and sometimes they are super emo. someone sent in some emo letter. and some guy emailed and said something like "Is there a difference between wanting to die and not wanting to live?" and i think thats pretty deep. i dont know. is there something in between? like going to sleep. thats kind of between. so there is a difference. maybe.

studying is so boring.

SPIDERMAN 3 WAS THE MOST EMO MOVIE EVER. and so. here are the best clips from the movie.





but you should still watch it. because venom is cool. too bad he gets pwned by a bell.

i went to some japanese shop nearby today. and then i walked in and the first thing i heard was shiina ringo! zoomogmogmogmo! its so cool! it was shiina ringo and utada hikaru's i wont last a day without you. so good!

from when i woke up to now. ive been playing command and conquer 3. tiberium wars. or whatever the subtitle is. but wowowow. its great. omgomogm i beat GDI missions. i saved the world from evil aliens and NOD from using tiberium crystals in evil ways. too bad i used a tiberium bomb to do that. oh well. time to pretend to study. wowowow finals.

im ditching physics right now. i went to class and got my test. and then left. because its just review these days. i feel bad. oh well! i will go to the class for the sections that i need more reviewing in. yesyes. or something. oh well.