so swine flu, or h1n1 influenza virus, is now phase 5 based on the WHO. that is out of 6 levels. sars was only level 3. phase 5 means human-to-human transmission, which means we are all dead. we lose.

and they also have this made-up thing called pre-cambrian. which includes all the eons before the phanerozoic eon. the cambrian is a period. pre-cambrian is the sum of 3 eons. thats like at least 3 levels higher. learn to compare please. useless.

pokemon is really bad to people like me. i really like to be complete. and pokemon is like the hardest thing to be complete on. in the game, its impossible to get all the pokemon with one game. theres pokemon exclusive to sister versions of the same generation. so that is annoying. the anime is annoying because it never ends. and there are episodes that aren't aired in america. so it has to be in japanese and has to be translated. but i like all my stuff from one consistent source, so it is horrible! maybe one day, i will buy all the pokemon dvds and rerip and help the world of pokemon lovers (the ones that are ocd). maybe, when i have money. ill have to get all the japanese ones and all the american ones too. great!

on an evolutionary topic, evolution is really stupid. they have this thing called the K-T extinction. which is between the cretaceous period and the tertiary period. i can always find cretaceous. but i can't find tertiary!!.

heres the timeline from the "International Commission on Stratigraphy":



from book:



time is apparently broken up into eons, which are divided into eras, which are divided into periods. so that first light blue is phanerozoic era. green and yellow are the mesozoic and cenozoic eras. that is okay. that means cretaceous is a period, so tertiary should be the period right after it. and then i see some paleogene period. wtf is that? so i look in the book. they dont put paleogene, they put paleocene... apparently paleocene is an epoch, which is a division of periods. so the book skipped the periods of the cenozoic era, and just went straight to epochs. so they can compare a period to a epoch...

and then i look that up again on wikipedia and it says tertiary period is cut into more periods, which is the paleogene and others. WHY!?!?!? WHY DID THEY SPLIT A PERIOD INTO PERIODS AND NOT TELL ANYONE!? WHY DON'T THEY JUST GET RID OF THIS TERTIARY PERIOD, AND RENAME IT A K-P EXTINCTION!? IT TOOK SO LONG JUST TO FIND WHEN THE DINOSAURS DIED!!!!!

we die! well, at least me.

lol, so some people bought a nintendo ds and it turned out to be a box filled with rocks and a chinese newspaper. that sucks.

i just go in circle. i'm back to where i was.

why would you do this? how does it benefit you?

i keep adding extr aspaces when i type now. its really annoying. actually not really, but sometimes the spaces don't go where they are supposed to be. and that is bad.

i'm obsessive. don't do that to me.

do not drink organic solvents. ethanol is very bad for you. methanol makes you blind. isopropanol not very good either. formaldehyde smells. acetone is painful. ethyl acetate is eh. hexane will evaporate. dichloromethane will kill you. chloroform will kill you faster.

56% ethanol. what a random number. at least it's not a prime number.

old news. but i have been un-updated, so it is new to me!

kaela kimura is making new album! with avengers in sci-fi! its great! watched banzai's video and it is wonderful!

shiina ringo has a new album! really cool cover. with her naked neck. and unsymmetrical collarbones, eyebrows, hair, and other stuff. can't wait for that album.

school food punishment! i knew they had a new single soon. but i finally watched the video. great!

that is all.

weird dream. went to the river. somewhere. stopped car on the street. and got off to walk a little. walked into a cave and there was a bunch of people trading cds and stuff. it was like a festival of cd sharing. or something. i walk further and further and i'm suddenly in an underground andy lau concert. i woke up when i was taking a picture of him.

so pokemon was originally planned to last a year and a half.

10 years later... ash still hasn't conquered the world of pokemon.

three more weeks left. please let me concentrate.

my innards itch. but i can't scratch.

360 degrees is for a circle.
two dimensional.

what is 360 degrees for a sphere?
how many degrees is that?
is there even degrees?

apparently,
they are steradians.
wow.!

it's really bad to be nice. because then everyone is treated nicely. so special people don't feel special anymore. equality for all is communism. you must treat others poorly so that others can feel that your niceness is good. oh wait. i forgot, there's levels of niceness. please, stop being so selfish. are we not friends? am i not nice to you, too? do i not treat you well? why do others have to suffer for your sake? be more altruistic. i'm not communist. i think you're better.


unrelate.
hi. make your comeback. failure is a failing act. graduating soon. on waitlist because i'm a failure that has no comeback. the comeback turned out to be a failure. so will probably end up on the streets. oh well. i decline to comment on emo.

there is nothing really much to talk about.

do you still like dir en grey? how was their uroburos cd? i dont even know how to spell it. they went out to break some locks to enter the merry go around. flashy lights, circus, jolly music, insanity. ? what. i feel namida. drown. fish. shrimp. jellyfish. rainbow kids yoga. wake up from the dream. dipoles. +, -, neutral. never ever. everlong. longing. ingles por favor. lungs. collapse. pulmonary death, sad way to leave, drown, in namida.

i just watched "oldboy" finally. koreans really like incest. or something.

so friend got a computer virus called virut. and it is really interesting. its like herpes or something. a real biological virus! apparently virut goes around and "injects" itself (like a bacteriophage!) to the end of every *.exe and some other program files. so every executable has that file and its just like a lysogenic little virus. apparently it also connects to some irc channels and sends some info or whatever. just awaiting lytic instructions! but its cool because its some "polymorphic" virus or something and it changes its own algorithm and code to attach the files. its like influenza changing hemagluttinin and neuraminidase antigens to avoid the antibodies and the immune system in general. amazing! and like all fast-replicating viruses, lots of mutations happen, so this virus has a lot of glitches and bugs and it gets stuck into the .exe files and can't be removed properly by virus protection. so the only thing virus scanners can do is quarantine or remove, which is bad because it is killing winlogon.exe and other system executables. so computer fails! its like when the immune system... tries to protect itself with interferons or something and fails miserably (can't think of good parallel). but this is so exciting! i've never been so interested in malicious scripts. and viruses either. seem so boring. but when biological stuff gets translated into electrical impulses, its great. i think the riaa should send out scripts like this to attack mp3 files or something. it would really solve their problems with piracy.

my mouthwash is expired.
should still be okay.
it's just alcohol.
and other colorful green stuff.
if it breaks down to less poisonous stuff,
then that will be good for my mouth.
if it breaks down to more poisonous stuff,
then that is good for killing stuff.
win-win.
right-right.
i don't exist.

no friends online.
no friends offline.
no friends.

dear diary,

no.

love,
abraham

today, i heard two speeches about legalizing (medical) marijuana for the persuasive speech assignment in public speaking. they always say "people say there is no medical benefit, but albhalbhabh it helps glaucoma." thats really annoying, because they dont have glaucoma. so if they legalized it, it would obviously need prescription, so they still wouldn't be using marijuana. they just want to make it easier to buy illegally.

it's gotten me nowhere. no one. futile efforts?

大家好。
我等一下有考試。
可是我不想讀。
都是沒用...
用功也是沒獎勵...
is that even right?
我不知道。
再見 forever.
消沉和憂郁症 more lols.
瘋了
what are we fighting for?
close your eyes.
謝謝大家
多謝

i'm being tormented by this buzzing sound! i can't find it. it is on the left of my desk. but i dont know where!! UHGUHRGLWKGWGMklrgw rgwnowgrwrgrwwwwwwww

brain dead. i have a dead brain. therefore i am dead. but not anymore! with new amazing revolutionary technology, we can be brain dead but body alive. just keep people suspended in time between brain death and then body death. it is alright! death and decay!

you live to prove people wrong. too bad you can't prove me wrong now.

okay storytime. yesterday i was going out to check the mail. and then almost there, i got intercepted by some drunk guy. he was holding a huge bottle of beer, and he had a bunch of tattooes everywhere. including "blood" in chinese under his left eye. he was looking for the other stoner drunk guy that lives under me. but he wasn't there. he needed to use my phone. i was scared, so i said okay. and then he ended up in the apartment. and then he used my phone. he kept offering me some beer from his bottle, but i refused. kept urging me to take a sip. he looked at roommates physics book and was like "polarity? what the fuck is that?" and he was talking about how we were smart asian biology students and blah balhbalhb. he also asked why we weren't at the music thing. some graduation thing. he was very confused. anyways, calling took a while and he eventually called his friend and left. relief.

half hour later, he arrives again. his friend is at some bar and he went to safeway to get a sandwich. a huge submarine. he ate that. he had the munchies. it was good. he ate a huge sub. anyways, he needed to call again. i cant refuse, he already used it. so he called his first friend, didn't pick up. second friend. talked. then he asked if we could drive. smarter now, so i said that we dont have cars. we just walk to school. so he called his mom. he was fighting with his mom on the phone because his mom was cooking and he is annoying to her and he needs to grow up. so hes like "please mom, i need a ride. i'll go back to jail. "what are you tripping dawg!? i mean mom." eventually he gets his mom to agree. after that, he had a brilliant drunken philosophy about how the world is all about mooching. knowledge is mooching. and using stuff. and borrowing phones and everything. it was amazing. he asked if any of us lent him money. and then he said he was going to alaska in a month. he's going to be a fisherman. world's deadliest jobs. maybe i'll see him on tv.

in the end, i still didn't get to check the mail.

"what the fuck you tripping dawg? i mean mom."
"i need a ride. i know i need to grow up. if i dont have a ride, i'm going back to jail."

quick reminder. will elaborate when have time.

dear everyone.

i just found out i was pregnant.

april fools! LOLOLOL!