in case you haven't noticed, i moved the sidebar from the right side to the wrong side. i think that is much better and it will be the new layout! wowow! great changes! i have lots of ideas and stuff, kind of. but am too lazy and unmotivated to add it. it takes time and time is lacking. it is time to grow up, huh. mature and forget.

i am back from vacation in hawaii. went to oahu. did a lot of stuff there except for shark cage attack thing. that is too scary and it costs a lot of money. i don't want to pay to have my arm severed. i can do that myself. for free! i saw many fish. it was amazing. i saw a fat hermit crab the size of a coconut. it was great. i bet it tastes good.

yesternight, i had a dream where i was back in high school english class, which is horrible! it's a nightmare! and i was assigned to write a group essay about the relationship between shiina ringo and dinosaurs. i was so confused! we were doing lots of research and there was no results! maybe she played with dinosaur toys when she was little. but nothing else. what a weird dream.

there is no such thing as lonely.

waiting. all i can do is wait. it is horrible.

i am done with college.

Toilet snake attack: urban legend comes true?

Mon May 11, 4:56 pm ET


TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

(Reporting by Ralph Jennings; Editing by Nick Macfie and Miral Fahmy)

the internet can make anyone famous. too bad. sad life.

don't want to study anymore. it doesn't mean anything. everything is decided. fate. destiny. stuff like that. i want sushi. too poor. japanese people and their expensive world. but really, need to study. but everything is annoying. for some reason. i had a bloody nose this morning. i woke up. went to pee. washed my face. and then i had a bloody nose. it was quite bloody. it was a sad way to start the morning. losing iron. so i ate cereal. i think it has iron. i didn't check. Fe. ferric, ferrous.

my brain wants to shut down.

good job. A+.

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

- Eleanor Roosevelt

i saw that on facebook the other day. so i was thinking. how sad it is for historians. all they do is discuss events and people. ideas not as often. they must have average to small minds. i'm glad to be a science major! because its mostly ideas! and sometimes events and people to give credit to nobel prize winners. but yea. that's weird. is it what it really means? or is it just taken out of context. like a bunch of other quotes?

1 more college final. the last. final. the end. too bad it is the very last day of finals. and its on the hardest class ever. yayayayay.

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shift one. apparently it is !
@~@ thats a weird thing.
it will probably look different because tildes in other fonts put it up in the top. the one i'm using right now puts it in the middle.
i have a final in 1.5 hours.
plural is annoying.

28) In sexual reproduction, every offspring has both a mother and a father. In species with equal numbers of male and female adults, each adult has on average the same number of offspring, regardless of sex. Under strong sexual selection, however, most males never mate. How is this possible?

so, when i saw this on the test, i thought, duh. its an average. everyone is the same because an average divides the total by every individual. but that would be the most idiotic question to ask. so i thought of some amazing answer dealing with the mixing of alleles and stuff. it turns out, its because it is an average, so it is the same. waste my time please.

so sick of it. just wnat this to be over. please. but not really. there is some feeling.

i'm here. you wanted it this way, but you don't do anything? why must i? was it all talk? tell me, i don't understand.

my favorite part of the day is when i sit on the toilet. it is so refreshing. i don't have to stand up. and i can release pressures that build up within. it is the greatest relaxation. well, its really a contraction of muscles and stuff that push everything out. super power force! not some peristalsis weaksauce stuff.

is it so wrong?

today was the american chemical society undergraduate research symposium for california. i think northern california, but i'm not sure. anyways, i fell asleep during the keynote speaker. he was talking about his great bioinorganic chemistry. it was so exciting, with stuff doing redox and stuff. sigh.